I wrote this parody song a few months ago and only posted it to Twitter. Thought I’d add it here now as well. Sung to the tune of Drowning Pool’s “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor”.  All due apologies to Drowning Pool, Paizo and Wizards of the Coast.

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https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0

Original Song - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor by Drowning Pool

A**nd now, my lyrics…..**

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

Hit points drop off (drop off)
Potion must quaff
(Here we go, here we go, here we go)

One, cleric come heal me
Two, cleric come heal me
Three, cleric come heal me
Four, cleric come heal me

One, come on, roll 20
Two, come on, roll 20
Three, come on, roll 20  
Noooooooww!!!!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Bard sings again (again)
Chased by gob-lin
(Here we go, here we go, here we go)

One, cleric come heal me
Two, cleric come heal me
Three, cleric come heal me
Four, cleric come heal me

One, come on, roll 20
Two, come on, roll 20
Three, come on, roll 20
Nooooow!!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray

Zombies and wights, skeleton
The wizard’s last spell, but then he’s all done
Your rogue got you in and now you’re here
You failed your save, so run in fear

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

One, cleric come heal me
Two, cleric come heal me
Three, cleric come heal me
Four, cleric come heal me

One, come on, roll 20
Two, come on, roll 20
Three, come on, roll 20 Noooooooooow!!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray!

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray

Heeeey!!!! Roll!!
Heeeey!!!! Roll!!
Heeeey!!!! Roll!!
Heeeey!!!! Roll!!
Heeeey!!!! Roll!!

I felt musical and gaming inspiration today. Apologies in advance to @DrowningPool, @Wizards_DnD, @paizo and pretty much everyone who sees this.

Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the tray
Let the dice hit the traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
(1/8)

— Barret Blake (@BarretBlake) July 18, 2018

And here’s a link to my original tweet….